Everyone knows that prom is just around the corner--tomorrow to be exact. With the school assembly that we seniors recently had, I felt that everyone could enjoy this article.
Here are some tips from the Onion on how to make your Prom "Unforgettable."
Prom-Planning Tips
Prom season is just around the corner. Here are some tips to help make your prom night unforgettable:
- The prom is a magical experience, a chance to do such grown-up things as get all dressed up, drink nine Smirnoff Ices, vomit in a limo, and pass out in Mom's azalea bushes.
- The theme is one of the most important elements of a prom. Choose carefully between "Tropical Paradise" and "Stepping Out In Style."
- Don't forget the corsage! Fresh flowers are necessary to mask the smell of sweat and foot odor in your school's dank, poorly ventilated gym.
- Try to plan ahead, so you are not more than two or three months pregnant for your prom.
- Next to a bridesmaid dress, a prom dress is the most important dress you will ever wear.
- If you were not asked to prom, you can still have fun by putting on a dress, buying a taco-salad party platter from the local Pic-N-Save, and dancing in your bedroom as a portable radio plays the latest Top 40 hits.
- This will be the biggest night of your life if you happen to die in the next few weeks.
